Posts Tagged ‘aaron berger

09
Dec
09

3 reasons to get cable TV.

David Bromstad, host of HGTV's Color Splash.


David Bromstad is one of my favorite men on TV right now. He’s just adorable. He is all smiles all the time, and I like that in my pretend boyfriends. He’s got a show on HGTV where he remodels shitty rooms, so he is definitely gay. All the talk he does about laying tile and woodwork really get’s me hot. I read an article that said he had a boyfriend, but if he’s gay at least there’s some reason to hold out hope! If you ever ditch that bf Bromstad, call me. I’ve got one room in my house you can definitely take a look at.

Comedian Daniel Tosh, host of Comedy Central's Tosh.0


Next up is Daniel Tosh. Daniel is a stand up comedian who has his own show on Comedy Central. And quite honestly, he’s an asshole. But if there’s anything a gay man likes, it’s asshole, right? He’s funny and definitely cute. The only thing that throws me off is his hair. I can’t tell what’s going on. It seems that he either got hair plugs or started using rogaine sometime during the filming of his show. It don’t make no nevermind to me, as long as whatever is up there doesn’t pull out when I’m grabbing it while riding him like Mary Murphy rides the hot tamale train…WOOOOOOOOOOOOO-WOOOO! Can I have a Web Re”dick”tion, please? And yes, I want you to wear the backyard wrestling outfit. And maybe be on salvia.


Last but not least, my Home Shopping Network hottie, Aaron Berger. I can’t really find any pictures of him, but I did find this awesome clip of him on Youtube. Upon researching him further, he is apparently gay. Score! Maybe single? I love when Aaron and Adam Freeman (another hottie) do the electronics shows together. I keep hoping that there is some behind the scenes romance between the two of them…and that I can be involved in it. Either way, sell me some love on a stick tonight baby, ’cause I’m definitely buyin’!




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