andrew’s theme song
it’s about to get rough for you
Take the pain/Take the pleasure/ I’m the master of both
Bex rocks my world yet again: http://www.youtube.com/user/Bex19
Telephone
Claws out!
Wish I was more on top of Valentine’s Day, as Cassie would’ve received this from me…

I'm too sexy for my claws.
Daniel Tosh in a leotard.

Twisted steel and flex appeal.
God, this man has everything I want. He’s funny, hot, and just gay enough w/o being too gay. I find myself trying to get over him from time to time, because I still can’t tell if he’s really gay or straight and it’s exhausting to try to figure out. I feel like he’s leading me on in a way in the course of this relationship that I’ve built in my head. But goddamit, I want a Tosh.BLOW now! Guess I’m going to have to make a stupid viral video to get on his show and hope that my “web redemption” involves him sexin’ me. Maybe if I make a bad amateur internet porn he’ll be compelled to bring me to the studio and show me how it’s really done…I won’t make your dick go soft like that 7ft model, Danny boy!
Sugar
How has it been a month?!?
Andrew starts getting laid and all of a sudden has no need for fictional men! (For my part, I got a Wii…and that’s almost the same thing)
I am too lazy to come up with a clever segue into the video so…enjoy the angsty relationship between a rabbit-headed killer and a dude in guyliner.